Ever read the War and Peace?
Ever listen to a Justin Bieber song?
Ever watch paint dry?
One thing they all have in common; they’re crap, boring and complete bullshit.
Just my opinion.
Although, I do enjoy a good paint drying session from time to time.
A while back I decided to pop on over to watch a cricket match that was playing just a stones throw from my back garden.
I’ve heard golf was boring.
Even seen it on TVee for a moment or two.
But Jesus H. Christ, after 5 minutes I wanted to gouge my eyes out with a broken bottle..
I mean, it’s really fucking boring.
But these guys were lovin’ it like a McDonald’s happy meal.
Screaming and shouting and wailing and cheering and kissing and laughing… just short of fondeling each other out there in the center of the field.
That’s the only reason I went over to check it out in the first place. I mean, it had to be good judging by the noise coming from the players.
It was really, really, really, reeeeely dull.
So I guess it’s a lot like reading a book. You know, enjoyable if you’re reading the book, not so much if you’re watching someone else reading it.
You get me?
That’s how boring cricket is to watch.
Like watching someone reading.
I’ll never make the mistake of watching it again.
Now, Football, that’s a different bowl of goldfish altogether.
Personally, I couldn’t care less who wins at any game. It is, after all, just a game, right? I mean, why do people get so bent out of shape when their sports team loses a match?
Some of ’em take it waay too far, don’t they?
Crying like little babies when their team loses.
Jeez, put your toys back in the pants, guys.
Ever see some of these guys after their team loses?
They’re freakin devastated.
Ever see how insecure they get?
It’s like they are a failure because their team lost a game.
Bumbling and crying all over themselves because a team, which they have no fucking part of, loses a football match.
Now that’s crazy.
I love ’em for the most part, but people are as dense as Osmium (Wiki Definition – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osmium).
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All the best to you so, my friend.